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Joke of the Day

"A great pun... is its own reword."

"I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats Prophets are though the roof."

"Caesar tried to run when the senate came after him... but his leg muscles couldn't carry him fast enough. As he fell to the ground he cried out ""Et tu, glutes!"""

"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."

"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."

"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"

"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""

"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome."