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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?"
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"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"
"Do you know why the snowman is smiling? He heard the snowblower was coming."
"If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?"
"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."
"sticks and stones may break my bones but if you say the right words i'd probably break my own bones too"
"You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did."
"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"