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Joke of the Day
"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"
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"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter."
"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."
"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."
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"What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia."
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"How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin? See if she can run faster than her brothers."
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