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Joke of the Day

"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth? He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/ "

"What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur? Her clitosaurus..."

"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"

"Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over."

"Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out."

"There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokemon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it."

"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."

"""What are you typing? Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that? Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!"" -Google."