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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
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"Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox"
"Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing. The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died."
"Great way to end a phone conversation: Yell ""OH FUCK, METEOR!"", then hang up really hard."
"After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes."
"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"
"Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now."
"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"
"After my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed. My address, my job, my phone number..."
"I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough."