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Joke of the Day
"What's harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin."
Next Joke
"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""
"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"
"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"
"What's a pedos favourite key? A minor."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"
"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"
"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"
"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."