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Joke of the Day

"What's harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin."

"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."

"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."

"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."

"Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive."

"How do boats apologise? S**oar**ry!"

"What did the FSB call the dissident who had been shot fifteen times in the head? The worst case of suicide they'd ever seen."

"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."

"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but now I turned that around.. Now I'm depressed and miserable"