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Joke of the Day

"A new prisoner meets Elsa in his new cell... A new prisoner meets Elsa in a cell in the prison. He asks her: ""Why are you here?"" And Elsa answers: ""Because they don't let me go."""

"Shout out to all my people with split personality disorder You know who you are"

"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."

"""Muhammad's So Fat.. -what? No, I said, ""Yo' Momma."" Damn, this is why no one hangs out with you any more."""

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like your face hit the ground first."

"I'm a chick magnet I repel."

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."

"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"

"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."

"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."