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Joke of the Day
"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"
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"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""
"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."
"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."
"Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring."
"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."
"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."
"My ex-girlfriend was a slut. She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please."
"My wife lost interest in sex with me because... ..of my gut, but we still have one thing in common: Neither one of us has seen my dick in years."
"ram diljale janakpur"