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Joke of the Day

"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"

"What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !"

"I reverse engineered a time machine... Eureka!"

"Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming."

"What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird."

"Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included."

"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."

"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."

"If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet... Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?"

"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"