149128

Joke of the Day

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."

"Last night I had sex for an hour and 30 seconds. I love when daylight savings time ends!"

"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"Advice on getting a girl everytime My friend told me to use oysters, they work every time. I replied bollox she will notice them floating in her drink."

"What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? She was beside herself."

"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."