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Joke of the Day
"I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins."
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"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."
"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it."
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """
"Matthew Broderick just became the ""mare"" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare."
"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"
"Lawyer Joke :) What's the difference between a Lawyer & a Hooker? A hooker quits screwing you when you're dead :)"
"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"
"I don't like generalizations... They all suck."