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Joke of the Day
"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
Next Joke
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"
"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."
"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
"A movie about my life would really just be two hours of someone waiting at a bus stop and still managing to miss the bus."
"What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood."
"I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet. It's my-newt!"