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Joke of the Day
"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"
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"Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand? He had too many books to fit on it"
"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"
"What is red and white and red and white and red and ....? Santa Clause rolling down a hill"
"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""
"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."
"Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it."
"They found more DNA from the NY escaped convicts... ...all over Joyce Mitchell's face!"
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die? Because they didn't Lajka."