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Joke of the Day

"Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals"

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."

"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"What does a blood learn in kindergarten? His abb's"

"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."

"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"

"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"

"What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school? How should I know? I just fly the drones."