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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
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"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""
"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."
"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."
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"Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper."
"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"
"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"
"My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied."
"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."