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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the ghost say on December 25th? A: Scary Christmas!"

"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."

"What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster. Source: **Dad**"

"When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out..."

"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""

"I went to take an online ADHD test today... but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring."

"I just make stuff up as I go. I call it Jazz Parenting."

"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"

"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."

"Someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard."