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Joke of the Day

"How do black people make fruit salad? They mix watermelon and grape soda. (On a side note, I'm not racist. I just think black people and racist jokes are funny.)"

"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."

"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"

"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""

"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."

"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"

"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."

"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"I wrote a song about cutting down trees. It's not a snappy tune, it just lumbers along."

"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meow-tain!"