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Joke of the Day
"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"
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"What noise does a ceiling fan make? GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!"
"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."
"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."
"Some people think that killing animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge... Whatever floats your goat."
"Pronounce it ""Valentimes Day"" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face."
"There's a new drug that prevents statutory rape It's called RU18."
"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."
"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."
"Just found out that McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast ... ... all day breakfast? I don't have that kind of time."