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Joke of the Day
"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"
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"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."
"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."
"Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff boom boom."
"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"
"Why is it called a shampoo.. If it smells good?"
"What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time? I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!"
"This documentary on tree frogs is absolutely ribbiting."
"You know why I hate Cancer? I have crabs. *(Zodiac)*"