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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meow-tain!"
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"I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day."
"So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?"
"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."
"So how do you confuse a blonde Redditor? [Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_a_blonde_redditor/)"
"What sort of soup do men make most often after sex? Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)"
"The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair."
"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."