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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."
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"What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? A farte"
"Yo momma so fat... Her first name is Chow Yun."
"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"
"What do you call an apple filled with cement? Hardcore."
"All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around."
"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"My daughter is getting to the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex... yesterday she asked me: ""Is that all you got?"""
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? See you next month!"
"Where is Macau located? In MaFarm"