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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"

"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult."

"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"

"If you had a 14 inch penis growing out of your forehead how much of it could you see? None because you would have two balls in your eyes."

"What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

"The first time I've had sex was like the first time I rode my bike My dad was holding me from behind"