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Joke of the Day
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
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"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""
"No self-respecting murderer is going to have the patience to stand there for the twenty or thirty hours it'll take me to dig my own grave."
"Did you hear about what the medics found on Paul Walker's radio? His face."
"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks Sack off"
"What's the difference between a mosque and a school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."