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Joke of the Day

"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."

"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."

"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."

"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"

"I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls."

"If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more."

"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."

"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."