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"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die"
"[1692 Salem] ""BURN THE WITCH"" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH ""No, Frank, at the stake"" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that."
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."
"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."
"What's a police officers favorite console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D"
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"