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Joke of the Day
"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
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"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire? Diego wop wop wop ."
"WinRar is not free software."
"I'm selling my Theremin.... I haven't touched it in years."
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"
"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."
"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"
"I saw an oldman get hit by a car. He didn't hear me say ""look out!"" Because I didn't say anything."