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Joke of the Day
"Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny? Serious question not a joke"
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"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"
"I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?"
"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"
"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."
"'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French"
"I am a staunch traditionalist. I believe that texts should only be sent from phones. Soon ppl will text from kitchen device. makes me sick"
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."
"Alligators gonna alligate"
"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"