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Joke of the Day

"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl? Four drinks."

"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"

"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."

"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."

"The comeback to every insult. ""If you want my cumback you would have to get it at your mum's yourself."""

"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."

"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"I am not well... ... neither am I a river!"