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Joke of the Day
"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
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"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"
"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"
"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"
"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"
"Being a conservative, I set all our clocks back 23 hours. I just can't stomach the idea of moving anything forward."
"There was once a man named Devin Who thought his home was heaven He was having some fun But his hands felt numb Bush did 9/11"
"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"
"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"