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Joke of the Day
"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."
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"A nice one (maybe repost) I don't smoke, I don't drink, I never swear and - Oh shit my cigaette fell into my beer!"
"They say they give' medals for valour But mine cost an arm and a leg."
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"
"Front page of cnn.com features ""Cats that look like Hitler"". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess."
"I'm starting to think my crippled neighbor is gay. I am not sure if I should call him a fruit or a vegetable"
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."
"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."
"My wife is much happier with a beer inside her. I just wish she'd drink it afterwards."