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Joke of the Day

"There was once a man named Devin Who thought his home was heaven He was having some fun But his hands felt numb Bush did 9/11"

"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."

"I've never understood people who don't drink because it's ""bad for you"" Honestly, I think they should lighten up and liver little."

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."

"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."

"Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey man, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake."

"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French press"