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"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"
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"So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."
"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the Asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."
"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."
"Open Mike Night sounded like a lot of fun... ... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy"
"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."
"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."
"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."
"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."