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Joke of the Day

"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"

"It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it."

"A man walks into a bar He got his penis out and was promptly arrested for public indecency."

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"What is a ghost's favorite airplane? BOO!eing"

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."

"Sequencing. What's the key to a good joke?"

"Interviewer: Why did you Leave your last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their Office & Didn't Tell me where it is....!!"

"In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common? They're both expatriots (expatriates)."