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Joke of the Day

"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea."

"When it gets cold in Ireland, we all sit round a candle. And when it gets REALLY cold, we light it."

"Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers? Because they Alt-Right instead."

"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."

"My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering ""because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed"" just gets you sent to HR."

"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."

"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."

"What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)."