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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit."
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"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."
"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"
"""And how's yer wife Pat?"" ""Sure she do be awful sick."" ""Is ut dangerous she is?"" ""No she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"""
"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."
"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"
"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"
"If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fcuked."
"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."