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Joke of the Day
"If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fcuked."
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"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"
"Guy calls his doctor... He says, ""I figured out what's been causing the pain, doc. Avocado!"" Doctor: ""Did you research that?"" Guy: ""No, I just pulled it out of my ass"""
"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"
"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."
"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I always cry when I cut an onion"
"""Hurt me!"" she cried, jumping onto the bed and stripping her clothes off seductively... ""Alright,"" I said. ""You're a terrible cook and I fancy your sister."""
"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."