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Joke of the Day
"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"
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"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."
"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""
"Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times."
"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"
"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."
"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."
"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."
"A dyslexic agnostic stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas... If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. - From The Sopranos"