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Joke of the Day

"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"

"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"

"I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."

"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"

"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"

"What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar and a vector."

"Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone."

"why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack"

"When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up... ...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable."

"I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep."