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Joke of the Day
"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."
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"Totally thought I was on the phone with my mom for an hour today. Was Daniel Day Lewis the whole time. Damn he's good."
"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"
"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"
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"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"
"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"