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Joke of the Day
"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."
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"Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln."
"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."
"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."
"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"
"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."
"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."
"Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit? His job was soda-pressing"
"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"
"let me uncover this truth son-of-a-bitch"