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Joke of the Day

"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."

"ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting ""i think drugs are cool and we should back off"" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*"

"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"

"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"

"Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."

"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"What room is a ghost scared of? The living room( haha get it?)"