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Joke of the Day

"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""

"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"

"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."

"After my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed. My address, my job, my phone number..."

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."

"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"

"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!"

"What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat"