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Joke of the Day
"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."
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"While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket."
"I just submitted my penis as ""Innovator of the Year"" in 2009, for his pioneering work in solving womens hunger."
"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."
"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"
"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"
"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"
"What did one tampon say to the other when they passed each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."