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Joke of the Day

"Level of singleness: yelling, ""pizza's here!"" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me..."

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"Half of middle aged mothers don't go to the cinemas I don't believe that where do they make all their phone calls"

"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."

"Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be"

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"

"Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that categorize people into two types and those who don't."

"Does anyone use question marks properly anymore."