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Joke of the Day

"A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed. ""Well!"" she exclaimed. ""And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb."""

"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"

"They should make a competition on who can wipe on the toilet the fastest. But I wouldn't enter, because I couldn't give a shit"

"A waitress approaches a table full of jews. She asks, ""is anything alright?"""

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"

"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"I was recently at an antiques store. I picked up a lamp and a genie popped out. He said ""I will grant you one wish, you can either have a long memory or a long penis"" I forget my response."

"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."

"A friend asked me, ""Did you know Isaac Newton died a virgin""? I replied, ""What colour?"""