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"Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart."
"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."
"I hope I get a watch for Christmas! Because there's no present like the time."
"false fact did you know if you stacked all the 5 bills on each other the stack would quickly become unstable and tumble over..."
"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"
"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"
"A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes..."