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Joke of the Day
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
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"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."
"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."
"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"
"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"
"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"When Tom Cruise is driving, he says ""Now in Cruise Control!"" with this stupid smirk on his face even when there's no one else in the car."
"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."
"Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."