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Joke of the Day
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
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"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"
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"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""
"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"
"Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."
"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."
"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."
"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."