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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"

"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"

"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."

"The rotation of the earth. Really makes my day."

"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."

"Just stabbed my uterus with a tampon."

"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"