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Joke of the Day

"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."

"So I tickled my little brothers feet this morning... ... my mom got pissed and told me to wait until he was born."

"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."

"I had an ex-girlfriend who was rather big, and she possessed an unusual talent; she was ambidextrose - she could polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."

"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."

"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"

"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."