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Joke of the Day
"The rotation of the earth. Really makes my day."
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"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"
"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"[their last appetizer] Her: I don't want it. You have it. Him: I don't want it either, you... Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it"
"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."
"One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet."
"""Tell me the good news first, doc."" ""You're going to be famous!"""
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."