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Joke of the Day

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

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"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."
"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"
"I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball."
"[interview] What is your greatest strength? ""Throwing my voice"" You're hired! ""Ok great, thanks"" Wait I didn't say- oh wow you're good"
"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"
"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"
"[takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew."
"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"
"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."