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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"

"why do giraffes have long necks? because they have smelly feet!!"

"What did the jack say to the car? ""Can I give you a lift?"""

"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."

"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."

"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!"